As Pluto continues its scourging journey through Capricorn, there is currently no let up in the number of disturbing global events.
With the intensity of focus on the global pandemic, the rapid spread of the Omicron variant, and with climate breakdown now a reality and no longer something intangible and "out there", I'd been thinking we badly need some help and support right now.
Then I spotted these recently placed ads. in the Situations Vacant column as I was browsing through my latest copy of The Cosmic Herald (pub. Intergalactic Press).
WANTED: * DEITIES FOR LIGHT DUTIES
Well established on-going Earth project, “Humans’R’Us” is urgently seeking deities for light duties (eg. bringing down, switching on, spreading same and enlightening individuals on an ad hoc basis) and has openings for the right applicants in two of our prestigious major departments, namely the expression and manifestation of Love and Will.
LEADERS
For our Will department, preferably with experience of the planet Mars (you may be a native or have resided on this planet) to take on the role of a 21st century world leader.
You will be a
strongly motivated self-starter who can demonstrate many neccessary qualities, such as courage and boldness. These qualities are especially desirable as we face the realities if climate breakdown.
Advanced intuitive skills are vital and you must have the ability to lead others, balancing power with compassion and humility.
Under pressure you can remain focussed. You are able to be fair, just and self-disciplined and can command the respect of others. You have determination to succeed and make things work, and are not afraid to use your initiative.
Those seeking personal glory or ego boosting need not apply.
HEALERS
Are required for our Love department, from or with strong previous associations with the planets Neptune and Jupiter, to take on the role of a 21st century priestess/priest and teacher/healer.
We are particularly
interested in dual ethnicity candidates for this position, and welcome diversity.
Applicants should be clear, focussed and attentive with good
communication and listening skills, and have the ability to give time and support to those in
need of bringing back to wholeness. The task will be huge, so strength and vision are required.
You should demonstrate such qualities as inclusiveness, unconditional love and acceptance, sensitivity, openness and good will. You will be unafraid of showing your own vulnerability, seeing this as a mark of your strength.
Your ministry is to teach and heal by example, and your CV should show that, amongst other desirable qualities, you are able to let go of the things and people you care for most, knowing that to trust them and set them free is one of the highest examples of love in action.
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It is assumed that applicants will already be living a self-aware life style, and that their personal growth and development will be ongoing.
There will be numerous opportunities for successful candidates of both posts to work, collaborate and cooperate with each other on this project. Their interaction will be vital for its success.
Applicant's views will be inclusive of all life forms - human, plant and animal worlds - with an emphasis on environmental conservation, the protection of endangered species and the now urgent need for action in the face of the Earth's climate breakdown.
For more information about the project, please apply, through the normal telepathic channels, to:
“Humans’R’Us, Earth”
Successful applicants will be invited to take part in a detailed, multi-dimensional telepathic mind meld, following which appointments will be made.
“Humans’R’Us” is an equal opportunities project, sponsored by Might’N’Light Universal.
* deity - 1) a god or godess; 2) divine status, quality or nature
Concise Oxford Dictionary
OK, so this is a spoof posting, with a message and a question:
What could you do in your everyday life to fulfil some of these
job descriptions?
Comments welcome, action even more so.
Here's to a more positive future in 2022.
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